So this weekend before Halloween my friend Amber invited us to Garden Grove because, as she put it, "Parties in the OC are way better". I was on my way back from Santa Barbra because I was visiting a friend who goes to UCSB when I decided to pick up Carol from Oxnard(about 45 min away from Santa Barbra) and head back to the Valley. We were trying to make a game plan for the night when we get the text from Amber. I am tired, I just got done walking around the SB and I just want to sleep. But we still have an hour to get to the Valley, which means Carol easily broke me and I agreed to go.

Now the OC party was a costume party and I didn't have a costume. So in a quick effort I went to CVS and bought note cards, tape, and a Christmas bow. Some of you might think I went as a gift, but I had a better idea. I used one note card to make a tag. The tag said "From God, To Women". I had the best costume.

That is right, I was God's gift to women. Complete with broken black rimmed glasses, messed up button up shirt, and a stutter.

But I would be lying if I said I came up with the idea myself. I have to give credit to Tucker Max on this one.

So complete with with costume, Carol, Adriana, and I left for Garden Grove. When we got there we met up with Amber and her friend Danielle. The costume was a sucess. Women loved me, men hated me, and trannies were confused.